Lunchtimes Ramblings

[catscradle]

I'm on my lunch and reading some ljs - seems the latest survey making the rounds is "Five People I'd Like to be Kidnapped by" - I can't think of a single person I'd like to be kidnapped by, since by the definition of kidnapped I'm not going willingly here. . . If Johnny Depp kidnapped me, for instance, and I'm assuming he has a gun, that might make for a bad experience and if I came out of it alive, I might not be so inclined to go see more of his movies. Wouldn't be good to have a flashback in the middle of the theater and start screaming "No Johnny, NO!"

So I'm reading the news and Iraq is saying "Okay, inspect us unconditionally" and the US and Tony Blair (just Tony - I'm sure if the Brits help with invasion it's just going to be Tony Blair with a bayonet) are saying "Up yours!" and the French are saying to give it three weeks - and I'm wondering if they find nothing if the US and Tony are going to say Iraq is lying because we didn't find anything - and if they do find something that they told us all so - and either scenario ends in invasion anyway. I think we should just have the weapons inspectors see if Iraq is made of wood - perhaps by tossing Iraq into a tub of water to see if it floats.

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[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

I was thinking Johnny but all 4 does make sense.