Interesting observations made today. . .

Instead of counting the cigarette butts on the side of the road today as I walked to my bus stop, I counted the discarded Reddy Whip cans. I found that odd. Maybe the cans were actually filled with slury and intended for putting out the discarded cigarette butts.

There is a giant blow up Blizzard container on top of the local DQ. I have to wonder if they really think this will cause people to buy more Blizzards, or scare the populace into thinking the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is coming to town looking for refreshments. Now that I think of it, I wonder about Stay Puft and the Hayman Fire. Might not be a good idea.

The office is ordering pizza. One of my co-workers requested a pepperoni and bacon pizza with extra cheese. . . and a diet Pepsi. At this point I'd say to just order the regular Pepsi and let the euphoria just wash over ya. Unless you think the aspertame is going to eat though the lard building up in the arteries there.

My plant needs water.

From: [identity profile] versailles-rose.livejournal.com

Reddi Whip?


Huh! Sounds like a huffing party. YOu know, getting high on aerosol propellent. Either that or people are REALLY into dessert topping!

From: [identity profile] catscradle.livejournal.com

Re: Reddi Whip?


Yeah, I thought of that. I never really understood whippets though - I think the sugar high from sucking down the whipped cream was stronger than anything the aerosol propellent could provide.

We're all pretty high on the smoke fumes from whatever illegal substances the fire got to before the cops did. Makes answering the phones at work real fun, I"ll tell you.
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