Bladder Problems of the Wicked

Ashcroft's got gallstones and somewhere in New Orleans, a Voodoo priestess is laughing her ass off. I just hope the tendency to descend into slacker mode when the boss is away is as prevalent in his office as it is in mine.

No sympathy for the devil, John. Sorry.

Bin Laden might be on the move. Apparently Pakistan's dialysis program isn't as advanced as Afghanistan's. The man can only hold it for so long, you know.