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catscradle Jul. 21st, 2005 12:58 pm)
It's 102 degrees and the abortion protesters are out in force. I was walking down the street from where I work and I ran into a mob of them. There was a big truck circling the block with large depictions of aborted fetuses and signs saying that homosexuality was a sin and Islam a lie. In the 4 years I've been here, I've never seen anything like it before. So natureally I talked to them and picked up their literature. Here's a transcript of the conversation:
Me: Hi. What's going on here?
Man1: We're having an anti-abortion demonstration.
Me: I see. It's pretty hot out here. Any special reason for having it today? I don't think I've ever seen you here before.
Man2: Yeah. You see that university (point to the Iliff School of Theology).
Me: Yeah.
Man2: It's pro-abort.
Me: I see. You mean pro-choice?
Man1: Well, no. Pro-abort.
Me: Do you think they want to abort them all?
Man2: It's getting there.
Me: Showing solidarity for Bush's supreme court nomination?
Man1: No. No, it's not about that. See this school (points to the University of Denver)? Clinton's minister is going to be here tonight. He's pro-abort.
Me: Oh, I see. You're killing two birds with one stone then. Protesting Clinton and Iliff.
Man1: Yeah. (hands me literature)
Me: Thank you. (abortion truck take another turn around the block) Are they performing abortions in there?
Man2: What?!
Me: In the truck. There's an aborted fetus on the back of it. I thought maybe Iliff was advertising or maybe sending out the troops now.
Man1: (laughs) Oh no. We're preaching the word. That's the life Iliff believes is okay to just throw away. We're demonstrating the atrocities of abortion. It's disturbing, I know. I wish we didn't have to do that.
Me: What does being homosexual have to do with abortion? Are lesbians getting pregnant to abort the babies?
Man2: I don't know what lesbians do. Both abortion and homosexuality are an abomination against God.
Man1: Are you Christian?
Me: Yeah. Catholic.
Man1: Okay. Catholic. Yeah. Alright. (nods a few times)
Me: Thank you for the information.
Man1: Yeah, okay.
Me: Drink pleanty of liquids, it's hot out here. All life is percious, even yours.
Man1: Yeah (laughs), okay.
Man2: Amen!
Man1: (shouts to me as I walk away) Keep spreading God's word!
Pro-choice, pro-life... Truly it's just too damn hot to protest anything. All in all, they were polite to me and they weren't the "God HATES (insert current vogue abomination)!" variety, so I'll give points for that. Though I had to laugh when the man was trying to decide if me being Catholic was okay with him or not. You could seem him mentally wrestling with the issue. In the end I guess he decided that Catholics came down on the right side of at least two of the issues, so it'd be okay. When I first started talking to them you could tell they were getting ready for a fight. I think it shocked them that I was polite and didn't start an argument. I skipped the part about being a pro-choice bi-sexual anachist. This was just a reconnaissance mission.
Me: Hi. What's going on here?
Man1: We're having an anti-abortion demonstration.
Me: I see. It's pretty hot out here. Any special reason for having it today? I don't think I've ever seen you here before.
Man2: Yeah. You see that university (point to the Iliff School of Theology).
Me: Yeah.
Man2: It's pro-abort.
Me: I see. You mean pro-choice?
Man1: Well, no. Pro-abort.
Me: Do you think they want to abort them all?
Man2: It's getting there.
Me: Showing solidarity for Bush's supreme court nomination?
Man1: No. No, it's not about that. See this school (points to the University of Denver)? Clinton's minister is going to be here tonight. He's pro-abort.
Me: Oh, I see. You're killing two birds with one stone then. Protesting Clinton and Iliff.
Man1: Yeah. (hands me literature)
Me: Thank you. (abortion truck take another turn around the block) Are they performing abortions in there?
Man2: What?!
Me: In the truck. There's an aborted fetus on the back of it. I thought maybe Iliff was advertising or maybe sending out the troops now.
Man1: (laughs) Oh no. We're preaching the word. That's the life Iliff believes is okay to just throw away. We're demonstrating the atrocities of abortion. It's disturbing, I know. I wish we didn't have to do that.
Me: What does being homosexual have to do with abortion? Are lesbians getting pregnant to abort the babies?
Man2: I don't know what lesbians do. Both abortion and homosexuality are an abomination against God.
Man1: Are you Christian?
Me: Yeah. Catholic.
Man1: Okay. Catholic. Yeah. Alright. (nods a few times)
Me: Thank you for the information.
Man1: Yeah, okay.
Me: Drink pleanty of liquids, it's hot out here. All life is percious, even yours.
Man1: Yeah (laughs), okay.
Man2: Amen!
Man1: (shouts to me as I walk away) Keep spreading God's word!
Pro-choice, pro-life... Truly it's just too damn hot to protest anything. All in all, they were polite to me and they weren't the "God HATES (insert current vogue abomination)!" variety, so I'll give points for that. Though I had to laugh when the man was trying to decide if me being Catholic was okay with him or not. You could seem him mentally wrestling with the issue. In the end I guess he decided that Catholics came down on the right side of at least two of the issues, so it'd be okay. When I first started talking to them you could tell they were getting ready for a fight. I think it shocked them that I was polite and didn't start an argument. I skipped the part about being a pro-choice bi-sexual anachist. This was just a reconnaissance mission.
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*hands you a halo*
Well done.
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It's hard to take people serious when they discriminate on which life is precious and which is okay to smite.
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I also think that should be a necessity for voting.
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I have to credit my gf for pointing out that often protests are just "parties for anarchists", which is great in theory, but stupid when it's actually counterproductive.
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Do I believe in homosexual marriages, on a religious platform no (it's just one of the rules. I don't think homosexuals are bad people, I personally don't think what they're doing is inherently wrong. But the deity made a rule about it so...)
Do I think there should be laws against it, also no. An american christian can not support legislation against gay marriage. An american can not support any legislation determining the status of couples as pertains to being married as marriage is incorporated deeply in social belief structures. You also can't legislate that no one can wear a star of david for the exact same reasons.
Theres no debate, it's written plainly.
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As it is, in Canada, we have legal protection of both gay marriage and or religious leaders who don't want to perform it. The religious leaders who do want to can (including those from a whole panoply of Christian, Catholic and Jewish , Islamic, and variously Pagan faiths) and those who don't can't be forced to. But, to force one perspective-on-religion's view of marriage on every other person connected to the practice would be a much greater wrong than the uncomfortable sharing of a word with people who have different perspectives of faith, love and justice.
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and not at each other. The plainly written words I meant were the constitution, not the bible.
I agree the government can decide on certain effects of marriage, but
to determine who is and isn't married, who can and can't be married,
and how many marriages may coincide is a social question out of the
realms legislation. I agree wholeheartedly with your second point of
the many interpretations of marriage, thus I believe it's definitions
should be left to the community. The role I see the gov't playing is
being told, not telling, who has been married. I myself have been
married and did so without consultation of the gov't. The can *eff*
themselves concerning my private life.
And I agree that just because it is written does not make it so ,
however not take a defeatist stance and cannabalize the legal process.
Shouldn't we be working towards a legal system in which because it is
written it is law?
As far as my faith, I'm devout...not traditional. Jesus made it very
easy for his children. Plant the seed, that's it. In my ministries,
I have never entered into religious discussion without explicitly
being asked to.
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Or maybe "I'm voting for Linden LaRue, because one insane and off-his-medication lunatic is like all the rest. I figure since he's been at it longer, he's got more experience than the others."
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As for the voting, go with someone you really believe in. Voting for the lesser of two evils makes one a sonderkommando of freedom.
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Cthulhu all the way, baby.
I've come to believe over the past few years that the lesser evil is, by default of it's own mediocrity, the greater evil.
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I enjoyed reading your conversation with them. You do get a gold star and a polished halo for it.
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Yeah, there were three women there that never said a word to me. They let the men to all the talking =P