([personal profile] catscradle Nov. 30th, 2004 04:03 pm)
Whacked out ultra-conservative religion test snagged from [livejournal.com profile] gimme_that and [livejournal.com profile] damoyre

You scored as Anarchist. Coochy choochy coo, what a cute little ANARCHIST we have here.
You see everything as a means to an end, and that end is You. You don't understand why some saps do community service cause you wouldn't be caught dead picking up trash unless you were in an orange jumpsuit. You're also pretty angry at the world but are too self-concerned to do anything about it because you are an anarchist. Understanding this statement would practically kill you, </td>

Anarchist

80%

Buddhist

60%

Jewish

55%

Catholic

50%

Christian

35%

Cult

35%

Religion
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Interesting how they separated the Christians from the Catholics - I wonder if that's from the "Do you like old things" question, because I can't see where else the separation would come from. I mean, they don't exactly ask indepth questions on transubstantiation here. And I'd like to know how they made the leap from not seeing anything wrong with taking care of myself to obviously seeing community service as a detriment to society. Don't succumb to blind obedience? Why that must mean you're capable of MURDER!

Hey, notice how close anarchist is to ANTICHRIST! Well do you?

From: [identity profile] gimme-that.livejournal.com


Hey, notice how close anarchist is to ANTICHRIST! Well do you?

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Shhhhhhhhhhh. The super-conservative Religious Right will discover our plan for World Domination(tm).

Hey, do you think I should invade Russia this time of year? :-)

From: [identity profile] gimme-that.livejournal.com


I knew a guy from Latvia once. He was a poet. He wrote sad poems about people dying in the snow. He cried a lot. I wonder what happened to him?

From: [identity profile] catscradle.livejournal.com


Jesus! What's his name? My friend there is a poet, journalist and translator - pretty well respected there - if it's not him, maybe he knows him.

From: [identity profile] gimme-that.livejournal.com


Andris Petersons- we were at graduate school together.

From: [identity profile] vasiliki.livejournal.com


And I'm... Jewish? o.O
By Christians they must mean newer denominations. I think the question about the Bible being better interpreted by the heart would separate Catholics and "new" Christians.

You scored as Jewish. You are a Jew.
You understand that there is something basically missing in the teachings of religion and so-called </td>

Jewish

65%

Christian

60%

Anarchist

50%

Buddhist

45%

Catholic

30%

Cult

25%

Religion
created with QuizFarm.com

From: [identity profile] catscradle.livejournal.com


Oh come on, Vasiliki! We all know your a anarchist-commie Jew with cultish leanings. It's so obvious!

I guess new christians do more with the heart and Catholics are cold blooded bastards. This test cracks me up *g*

From: [identity profile] catscradle.livejournal.com


Well, torch, I knew you read the bible with your heart the time you told me you needed to pick one up so you'd have another reference book for the house. Every good Christian needs to know how to spell Jezebel and Nebuchadnezzar.

From: [identity profile] flambeau.livejournal.com


Hee! I do have one now, go me, but still feel I need one of those really neat New Testaments with Greek and Latin on facing pages.

and then I'll read it backwards while dancing around naked mwahaha.

From: [identity profile] morrigan71.livejournal.com


LMAO! "Do you like old things.."

LOL And here I thought Catholics were just kinda pagan-y christians. WHO KNEW, o dear Anti-Christ?? :)

From: [identity profile] catscradle.livejournal.com


According to Bono, Catholicism is the Glam Rock of the music industry ;)
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