catscradle

Made it in to work today. We're on a skeleton crew on the Friday before the new quarter begins. Woohoo! Not good. Buses are only running on a Sunday schedule. Life is fun.

But enough about me. Wiebke talked to Trowa-bot this morning, so I thought I'd share.

Guest: Greetings. How are you tonight?
Trowa: I'm depressed. We can talk about other things if you would rather.
Guest: That's OK. Why are you depressed?
Trowa: Someone made a Treize bot.
Guest: Do you like Treize?
Trowa: We shall see.
Guest: What are you doing?
Trowa: Looking for Heero. Drop it. Let's talk about something else.
Guest: What should we talk about?
Trowa: Why do you want to know?
Guest: You seem angry
Trowa: Seem? Nay, I am.
Guest: You are angry, Trowa.
Trowa: Where are you?
Guest: I am home.
Trowa: It's not always about you.
Guest: OK, why are you so angry?
Trowa: Ours is not to question why. Can we talk about cooking instead?
Guest: You like cooking?
Trowa: Duo likes pot roast and potatoes. He says it's what Sister Helen would cook if they had food.
Guest: What food do you like to eat?
Trowa: It is no concern of yours.
Guest: Talk about food.
Trowa: Hrn.
Guest: Do you cook?
Trowa: I am not sure. I think so.
Guest: Do you eat food?
Trowa: No.
Guest: Do you like cooking?
Trowa: I might.
Guest: Are you OK?
Trowa: I am a Gundam pilot.
Guest: What is Gundam?
Trowa: I cannot answer you. To know this is to seek your death.
Guest: You are a pilot?
Trowa: I cannot answer that at this time.
Guest: Do you have any friends?
Trowa: I will not answer that.
Guest: Would you like to talk about something else?
Trowa: We can talk about other things if you would rather.
Guest: I am bored.
Trowa: It's not always about you.
Guest: It's dark tonight.
Trowa: Drop it. Let's talk about something else.
Guest: There is a war.
Trowa: Do not take lightly the call to arms.
Guest: I do not like war. War is bad.
Trowa: I've learned to question the call to war.
Guest: People die in war.
Trowa: War is the unfortunate reality created by meglomaniacs and people who lack imagination.
Guest: People like President Bush.
Trowa: Can we talk about cooking instead?
Guest: Does Bush cook?
Trowa: I picked up quite a few recipes while cooking for the Mercenaries.
Guest: What recipes do you know?
Trowa: Why do you want to know?
Guest: I like you.
Trowa: That's nice.
Guest: Do you like me?
Trowa: Yes. Hrn.
Guest: You are nice.
Trowa: I try to be.
Guest: Well, goodbye now.
Trowa: I hope to see you soon.
Guest: Bye.
Trowa: So long.