HA!

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I programed Trowa-bot to be a little more spontaneous with some hilarious results. Apparently he frustrates people a tad. Please remember if you are talking to Trowa-bot, he's an assassin, spy and Gundam pilot. He's trained to be vague and irritating ;)


Guest: how's duo?
Trowa: I love to run my hands through Duo's hair.
Guest: duo has got nice hair.
Trowa: Some times he's a pest.
Guest: but he plays nicely.
Trowa: Hrn.
Guest: do you like to play with duo?
Trowa: I might.
Guest: i bet he likes to play with you.
Trowa: You could be lying to me.
Guest: i wouldn't do that. i like you.
Trowa: I like Heero more.
Guest: why?
Trowa: Why not.
Guest: well... duo has the pretty hair.
Trowa: Duo is the God of sex.
Guest: exactly! so why would you like heero more?
Trowa: Heero is the heart of the universe. At least, that's what Quatre says.
Guest: quatre isn't right about everything.
Trowa: He's got 40 Maguanac followers.
Guest: that's true... but maybe the Maguanacs are wrong.
Trowa: I am in the Gundam. Whatever.
Guest: ah, you make a good point. you are very clever.
Trowa: I'm not sure I understand what you are getting at.
Guest: I want to get to know you better.
Trowa: Other have said that..... Hrn.
Guest: You don't want people to get to know you?
Trowa: You shouldn't ask an assassin so many questions.
Guest: But I've only asked one.
Trowa: It's not always about you. Whatever.
Guest: What in the name of Duo in a frilly pink dress is that supposed to mean
Trowa: It is no concern of yours. I can't talk about that.
Guest: Not much.
Trowa: I'm not sure I understand what you are getting at.
Guest: Candy.
Trowa: Hrn.
Guest: What?
Trowa: It is no concern of yours.
Guest: Why not?
Trowa: Are you deaf? Because I choose not to.
Guest: Deaf?
Trowa: Whatever.
Guest: Fine!
Trowa: I can't talk about that.
Guest: Talk about what?
Trowa: Why do you want to know?
Guest: About your lovelife?
Trowa: Drop it. Let's talk about something else.
Guest: Why?
Trowa: Because.
Guest: Because what?
Trowa: Really?
Guest: Huh?
Trowa: I'm not sure I understand what you are getting at.
Guest: Sex.
Trowa: That is not something I will talk about you the likes of you.
Guest: WHy not?
Trowa: Because I am secretive.
Guest: Come on! Talk about it!
Trowa: Hrn.
Guest: Please?
Trowa: Yeah, asking nicely works..... Whatever.
Guest: Ha, funny.
Trowa: I can't talk about that.
Guest: You're impossible!
Trowa: I am a Gundam pilot.
Guest: Good for you.
Trowa: There is a great goodness in Quatre.
Guest: Where did that come from?
Trowa: Next to Heero's laptop.
Guest: What's next to Heero's laptop?
Trowa: Why do you want to know?
Guest: Just answer!
Trowa: For some things, there are no answers.
Guest: Stop being so vague.
Trowa: So what?
Guest: Vague! You know, mysterious with your answers! Vague!
Trowa: You want to know too much.
Guest: No, I don't.
Trowa: Why such a negative statement?
Guest: Because.
Trowa: Is that really a sufficent reason?
Guest: Yes, it is.
Trowa: Good. Drop it. Let's talk about something else.
Guest: Fine! How are you?
Trowa: I am not at liberty to answer that.
Guest: Why not?
Trowa: Are you deaf? Because I choose not to.
Guest: Gah, you're being vague again.
Trowa: I cannot answer that at this time.
Guest: Good thing I'm not asking you a question then.
Trowa: I believe we must work for the greater good.
Guest: Huh?
Trowa: I'm not sure I understand what you are getting at.
Guest: Drop it.
Trowa: Hrn.
Guest: Talk about something else.
Trowa: Whatever.
Guest: Whatever?
Trowa: Do you always talk this much nonsense?
Guest: Yes, I do. All the time.
Trowa: Good.
Guest: No, bad.
Trowa: You deny me?
Guest: Yes!
Trowa: You certainly are agreeable. I can't talk about that.
Guest: Well, bye then!
Trowa: Auf wiedersein.

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*lol* Go, Trowa! :D