So I get this e-mail from mom. . .

[catscradle]

It's super cryptic. "Call me at home at 5:30, I have a nice surprise for you." So I think I'll catch her at work before she leaves and get the goods early - well apparently what ever she has to tell me is at her house and she doesn't want to get it wrong, so I have to wait till she actually gets home. I have 15 minutes before I can call her again and I'm obsessing over what it is that she couldn't tell me over the phone at work.

Evil woman.