It's all in your head...believe....BELIEVE!

[catscradle]

McCain says bad economy all in our head. Yes, the fact that people can't afford gas in their cars, the utility bill, and the rising food prices - these things are totally psychological. We only believe it's bad because of the media's bad mouthing "we may or may not, maybe, kinda, but hopefully not, be in a recession" talk. So rework your budgets people! I think I'm going to buy a new calculator that has pictures of pretty flowers in place of numbers.

What the government should really do is prescribe Valium and Prozac for the nation. It's obvious we're in some sort of menopausal delirium. Plus it will help the pharmaceuticals.

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[the-willow.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

I don't know if someone wrote a book of the first years of the millennium in America if it'd sink or swim to the top of the best seller's list. But it definitely reads like fiction.

"And then the Presidential candidate told the people - 'Let them eat prozac!'".

[catscradle.livejournal.com]

It sounds like a satire. I still can't believe the past 7 years actually happened.

I expect any day now to get a bill in the mail from the pharmaceuticals demanding payment for spiking the water with prozac or soma...