Unruly Hair Day

This morning I tried 4 times in vain to put my hair up with this cool homemade clippy thing I bought a few months ago at the People's Fair. I use it nearly daily with this heat, otherwise I get thoughts of shaving my head. I can't stand hair on my neck when it's hot out. But not today. No. Today my hair would not stay. It said no to the clippy thing. So I had to twirl it up into a bun. I used my blue butterfly stick hair thing instead. But for some reason the back of my hair is poofing out now - like I didn't get all the air out before I sealed it or something. I wonder if the alien masters missed a glitch in the matrix...