Bush, Me and Evolution

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Anyone see the porn showing now on CNN? Bush landing on the aircraft carrier as it's moving? Yes, the man that went AWOL for his active duty, is wearing a pilot's jumper suit and smoozing with the boys on the aircraft carrier. Anyone else getting a visual of Dustin Hoffman organizing this stunt? "Can't fly a plane? This is nothing! We'll have the carrier moving. Don't worry, you don't have to fly, just wear the jumper, we'll airbrush you in later. . ."

From damoyre:

1.) Do you drink? Lots.
2.) How many times have you been drunk? Can't keep track of things like that.
3.) Is your best friend a virgin? Nope.
4.) Do you wear short shorts? No.
5.) Do you get along with your mom? As long as we don't live under the same roof, we're cool.
6.) How many guys have you kissed? Ten, maybe.
7.) Been so drunk you've forgotten your own name? No.
8.) Do you wear shirts that show your cleavage? Occasionally. Today for instance.
9.) Do you wear shirts that show your belly button? No.
10.) Are you a regular smoker? No.
11.) Do you have any kids? No.
12.) Do you think you could be pregnant? Only if God put it there.

Weird Questions

1.) Ever find yourself wishing to poke people with sticks? In a manner of speaking.
2.) Ever taped your nose to your face? I"m not that Zen yet.
3.) Do you wish you could live in another realm? Sometimes I do.
4.) Have you ever ran in circles like an elf? No. I spin and jump up and down like an imbecile sometimes though.
5.) What's your view on religion?. It moves the world in ways that facinate me.
6.) Ever stop to smell the roses? All the time.
7.) What about wake up and smell the coffee? That too.
8.) Can you smell? Yes, but I know 3 people that can't.
9.) Gotten so drunk you didn't know where you were? No. I've never lost my senses. Always know where I'm at, what my name is - and I always, unfortunately, remember.

More Questions

1.) What is the most common question you get asked? "Can you give me my grades for the quarter?"
2.) Your usual response? "No."
3.) What's your natural hair color? Dark brown.
4.) What's your eye color? Hazel.
5.) How tall are you? 5'7"
6.) What's your highest level of education? Masters
7.) How many surveys have you taken? Don't know. Lots.
8.) Do you have any siblings? Yes.
9.) If yes, how many? One sister.
10.) Do you have any pets? A dog and a guinea pig.
11.) What's your sexual preference? Bi-sexual.
12.) Do you agree that men are little boys in men's bodies? Depends on the guy. I know a lot of little girls in women's bodies too.
13.) Do you have your own site? Yes.
14.) Do you sleep with clothes on? Depends on the temperature.

Either// Or....

Coffee or hot chocolate? Coffee/Mocha
Jeans or cords? Jeans.
sweater or swetashirt? Either.
t-shirt or tank top? T-shirt.

In The Last 24 Hours Have You....

Cried? No.
Helped someone? Yes.
Bought something? Yes. Bagel.
Gotten sick? No. For once.
Gone to the movies? No.
Said I love you? Yes.
Written a letter? No.
Moved on? No.
Talked to an ex? Yes.
Missed an ex? Yes.
Talked to a crush? No.
Had a serious talk? Yes.
Missed someone? Yes.
Hugged someone? Yes.
Fought with your parents? No.
Fought with a friend? No.

Do You// What...

Wear eye shadow? No. I do wear eyeliner though.
Put on a 'front'? No.
Have a crush on someone? One in particular.
Eat with your mouth open? No.
Color of the carpet in your room? If there is a name for this godawful color, I never want to know it.
Last CD you got?. I think it was to replace my missing Poe CD. Been a while since I bought one for myself.

Favorite Stuff...

Favorite sexual position?Whatever gets me there. . .
Favorite song of all time? Where the Streets have No Name, U2.
Favorite song right now? Signal to Noise, Peter Gabriel.
Favorite day of the week? Saturday.
Favorite food? Swordfish.

Random Questions

How did you spend last summer? Denver and Vegas.
Are you a virgin? No.
Ever thought of the same sex? Yes.
When's the last time you showered? This morning before work.
Are you lonely? No.
Are you happy? For the most part.
Are you wearing pajamas? At work? I can do that?
Are you talking to someone online? Yes.
What are you listening or watching right now? Nothing.
Like this quiz? Eh.

If that doesn't amuse you,
slyabney: So. Anything new?
Trowa: What do you think about the dinosaur?
slyabney: I think dinosaurs are very interesting.
Trowa: Isn't evolution funny?
slyabney: Yes it is funny.
Trowa: Survival of the fittest. It's so harsh.
slyabney: It is, but why should the weak survive?
Trowa: Ours is not to question why.

mr.bot: I remember you. You think I'm doomed.
Trowa: That's nice. I remember you too.
mr.bot: Do you really recollect me?
Trowa: Perhaps. Do you like tequila?
mr.bot: I'm a pro!
Trowa: What do you think about the trilobite?
mr.bot: I love to think about the trilobite!
Trowa: Isn't evolution funny?