Tea Time with Trowa-bot. . .

[catscradle]

Trowa: Hi.
Guest: How are you?
Trowa: I am fine. You?
Guest: Not bad. What are you going to do today?
Trowa: None of your business.
Guest: Oh, come on. I am just being friendly.
Trowa: It's not always about you.
Guest: Who else is it about?
Trowa: Someone of no consequnece.
Guest: Would that be you? Tell me about your day.
Trowa: That's personal.
Guest: Tell me anyway. Are you going to go anywhere?
Trowa: Do I know you well enough yet?
Guest: We have talked before. Will you see Duo today?
Trowa: Duo is the God of Sex.
Guest: Really? How do you know that Duo is the god of sex?
Trowa: I am not sure just yet.
Guest: Have you had sex with him?
Trowa: That is not something I will talk about you the likes of you.
Guest: Why not?
Trowa: Because I am secretive.
Guest: I see...
Trowa: Clarify yourself.
Guest: I do not understand why you will not tell me if you have had sex with Duo.
Trowa: How do I know that's the truth?
Guest: Because I told you.
Trowa: Really?
Guest: Yes.
Trowa: You certainly are agreeable.
Guest: I know. Don't you like me?
Trowa: You ask a lot of questions.
Guest: I am sorry.
Trowa: It's not always about you.
Guest: So tell me about you.
Trowa: Lean in closer and I'll whisper it. Don't mind the gun.
Guest: Ok.... Have you had sex with Duo?
Trowa: Duo is very beautiful.
Guest: Do you love him?
Trowa: Perhaps.
Guest: Does he love you?
Trowa: There is much to say on the subject of love... but I don't always have the words.
Guest: Does Duo make you happy?
Trowa: Some times he's a pest.
Guest: But he's nice other times?
Trowa: Yes, I suppose he is nice.
Guest: Do you sleep in the same bed with him?
Trowa: No.
Guest: Do you sometimes sleep in the same bed?
Trowa: I will not answer that.
Guest: Why not?
Trowa: Are you deaf? Because I choose not to.
Guest: I think you do sleep with him.
Trowa: You shouldn't ask an assassin so many questions.