Trowa at the Bar & Grill at the End of the Universe

[catscradle]

Dogh'd: Hello. I'm Dogh'd, the owner of Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Trowa: What do you want?
Dogh'd: Now that's something I havent thought of. I should want sometime.
Trowa: Can we talk about cooking instead?
Dogh'd: Like a pro! Would you like me to can talk?
Trowa: I do think so. You are worthy of the protection of a Gundam pilot.
Dogh'd: I do my best to please my customers.
Trowa: That's nice.
Dogh'd: So, Trowa, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Farseeing Silver Dollar'.
Trowa: Why?
Dogh'd: The customers love it.
Trowa: Love is a strong word, I do not know if I really understand it yet.
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you know if you understand it in the bathroom!
Trowa: Other have said that...
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's nameless.
Trowa: I don't drink with the likes of you.
Dogh'd: I don't drink either. I just don't believe in it.
Trowa: You shouldn't ask an assassin so many questions.
Dogh'd: You should not tell the bartender what to do, bub.
Trowa: It is no concern of yours.
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Trowa: Hrn.
Dogh'd: What else would you like to drink?
Trowa: I cannot answer you. To know this is to seek your death.
Dogh'd: I'll give you 50 credits if you do.
Trowa: You could be lying to me.
Dogh'd: Hey, I'm me. You're you. Let's leave it at that.
Trowa: Where are you?
Dogh'd: In your underwear.
Trowa: What would you say is the most important thing in life?
Dogh'd: Hmm... I cant really imagine that ever being the case.
Trowa: Why not?
Dogh'd: The minibots prevent it. They've been on some strange mission lately that concerns trench coats.
Trowa: We can talk about other things if you would rather.
Dogh'd: What, you and I together?
Trowa: It is no concern of yours.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong. Hey, that last drink was half price.
Trowa: You taste it first.
Dogh'd: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space Jake and the Duke of Responsibility dueling outside again.
Trowa: I cannot answer you. To know this is to seek your death.
Dogh'd: You're not going to be outdone by the Orzorks, are you? They answer all the time.
Trowa: For some things, there are no answers.
Dogh'd: Well, I cant argue with that.
Trowa: You should try harder.
Dogh'd: Have I got your attention now?
Trowa: Let's talk about something else.
Dogh'd: Together? I think the other customers would get jealous.
Trowa: Heero is not the jealous type. But I would rather he not know.
Dogh'd: You'd be surprised the number of people who come in here and say the same thing.
Trowa: I say so.

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my cal bot

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lol, steph.

here is a link to my pathetic wanna-be-wraeththu bot.

Talk to calanthe.

cal's still a kindergartner and i can't figure out what all i need to do to make him more verbal.

the only keywords he's programmed to right now are: pearl, pellaz, share aruna ("would you like to share aruna?" = "wanna f*ck?"), and thiede :)