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catscradle Oct. 11th, 2004 02:49 pm)
catscradle Oct. 11th, 2004 02:49 pm)So I'm reading the Colorado site for who is running for what and discovered that Gary Cooper is running for the open Colorado US Senate seat as an unaffiliated write-in candidate. Look's like it's Hign Noon for the Colorado Senate race! Be nice to have a gun slinging marshall running. Easy way to rid oneself of the competition. But alas, it turns out he's just an entrepreneur/Grizzly Adams look-alike.
Now I swear to you that I saw someone that looked just like this guy outside the King Sooper grocery store parking lot a few months ago and he was warning against buying the plants. I think his exact words were "Carniverous plants will eat you! Don't buy the plants!" Then he just cackled to himself. I have a witness, swear to God.
But this got me thinking.... if he can run for Senate, I can run for president! So here's my little bio, so you know what you're voting for come November:
Current Office: Challenger
Office Seeking: President
Party: Progressivist Ass Kicker Party
Gender: Yes
Family: Illegal in 49 states
Children: 1 Cocker Spaniel, 1 fish, 1 snail, a handfull of step-cats (plus 1 mutt, 1 guinea pig and several gold fish now deceased)
Birthdate: 04/01
Birthplace: Somewhere in North East Ohio
Home City: Denver, CO
Religion: Non-Practicing Atheist
Education:
BA, 1997.
MA, 2005. (I can dream)
Professional Experience:
9 years of scathing political and slash fandom cyber-snark.
Reading and writing porn.
Political Experience:
Cardinalette to The Unholy Roman Armandian Church (more of a theocratic role, but my perchant towards apathy in the office made me much more intune toward the American voting public than most presidential candidates - a vote for me is a vote for a cask full of bourbon).
Now I swear to you that I saw someone that looked just like this guy outside the King Sooper grocery store parking lot a few months ago and he was warning against buying the plants. I think his exact words were "Carniverous plants will eat you! Don't buy the plants!" Then he just cackled to himself. I have a witness, swear to God.
But this got me thinking.... if he can run for Senate, I can run for president! So here's my little bio, so you know what you're voting for come November:
Current Office: Challenger
Office Seeking: President
Party: Progressivist Ass Kicker Party
Gender: Yes
Family: Illegal in 49 states
Children: 1 Cocker Spaniel, 1 fish, 1 snail, a handfull of step-cats (plus 1 mutt, 1 guinea pig and several gold fish now deceased)
Birthdate: 04/01
Birthplace: Somewhere in North East Ohio
Home City: Denver, CO
Religion: Non-Practicing Atheist
Education:
BA, 1997.
MA, 2005. (I can dream)
Professional Experience:
9 years of scathing political and slash fandom cyber-snark.
Reading and writing porn.
Political Experience:
Cardinalette to The Unholy Roman Armandian Church (more of a theocratic role, but my perchant towards apathy in the office made me much more intune toward the American voting public than most presidential candidates - a vote for me is a vote for a cask full of bourbon).