The authentic Colorado experience? Rocky Mountain Oysters. Preferably still steaming.
The pontoon boat is part of the sewer suckers. They're out there trying to drive the guck toward the shore, where the tubes, in theory, will suck it out.
Unfortunately, these are SEWER suckers, not slimy green guck suckers. So they're sucking a few bucket fulls an hour. At this rate they'll have it cleaned just before the end of the world, 2012.
Guck Suckers
The pontoon boat is part of the sewer suckers. They're out there trying to drive the guck toward the shore, where the tubes, in theory, will suck it out.
Unfortunately, these are SEWER suckers, not slimy green guck suckers. So they're sucking a few bucket fulls an hour. At this rate they'll have it cleaned just before the end of the world, 2012.